it's basically immoral to go to the store in a purple looking car because, the people on the road hate purple and throw rocks at it. and these rocks could damage a squirrel which is bad for the evnironment in my opinion.
Turns out Obama faked his birth certificate but the real one just says that he was born in New Jersey.
memes from an alternate universe
more of them
these are incredibly fun to do but feel like walking a tightrope between "having fun online" and "getting visited by the secret service"
We need to keep going
the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
california dmv plate: "POTENT CUM"
Customer: CHECK OUT THESE ROPES
DMV: HE'S NOT LYING. PRETTY THICK
Verdict: APPROVED
sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response
